I am back next week. There is a veritable onslaught of something something something in the wings. Post-haste!
Like what? Well, there's the one about an island's loveable drunk (did I mention his name is Pepsi?) who does 'odd jobs' for the Thai (Gnome/ Badminton) Police, the loveable drunk who accidentally cut off a very popular stray dog's leg with an electronic hedge trimmer. This cost the police $1000 US. How we all laughed.
(No one laughed, for a while.)
Like what? Well, there's the one about an island's loveable drunk (did I mention his name is Pepsi?) who does 'odd jobs' for the Thai (Gnome/ Badminton) Police, the loveable drunk who accidentally cut off a very popular stray dog's leg with an electronic hedge trimmer. This cost the police $1000 US. How we all laughed.
(No one laughed, for a while.)
Did I mention the one about the Thai Navy Recon Unit on manoeuvres running a carefree, straw-hatted me over with their dinghy, a callous act that caused irreparable damage to my self-esteem, alcoholic beverage?
Something something something why wont Mr Sontang return my calls? I need a four hour taxi ride in five hours time. Pick up your phone after morning prayers. Inshallah.
Next week. More gibberish sprinkled with inept photography. Guest photographer Jackie 'Crazy Mama' Onassis, AKA Sal 9000.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAL_9000#SAL_9000)
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAL_9000#SAL_9000)
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| This guy said to come back to Bangkok, pixelating cigarettes. |
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| Well, it's harder than it looks. |
